A Holly, Jolly Shrimp-mas at F&WW!!!!
It’s the most wonderful time of the year here at F&WW! In honor of F&WW’s soon to be released report on the health risks from eating industrially raised shrimp, our little choir of holiday angels will be gathering to croon fellow consumers with our all-original Shrimp-mas carols. Decked out in our shrimp hats and holiday garb, we will sing out such classic favorites as Grandma Got Run Down with Salmonella (Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer), I Saw Mommy Eating "Farm Raised" Shrimp (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause), and Silent Blight (Silent Night.)
Now I know what you’re thinking- once we are offered some fancy record deal, who will fight to keep our food and water safe?!?!?! But we promise not to quit our day job no matter how tempting the fortune and fame. With filthy food like imported industrial shrimp on the market, we wouldn’t dream of leaving you at the mercy of multinational industrialized food corporations this holiday season.
Stay tuned for an update on the outcome of our Shrimp-mas concert, and most of all for our report on industrially produced shrimp. It will be released December 19th!
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